Me: I’ve looked at the brief and it’ll cost $XXX.
Client: I thought you were a freelancer.
Me: I am.
Client: No, you’re not. You’re a chargelancer.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Chocolate.
Me: I’ve looked at the brief and it’ll cost $XXX.
Client: I thought you were a freelancer.
Me: I am.
Client: No, you’re not. You’re a chargelancer.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Chocolate.